gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

(Source: foodtrucker, via orgasm)

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Let’s go on an Adventure ☺️✌️
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  • me: but it's 2 AM
  • stomach: did i fucking stutter
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lameborghini:

i am covered in crumbs and regret

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guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

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